Tuesday, May 22, 2007

PAULA ABDUL BREAKS NOSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMG! OMG! OMFG! PAULA ABDUL BROKE HER NOSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is indeed a shock to many that our dear Paula Abdul has broken her nose. But how could this have happened. Was she attacked a disgruntled Idol contestant? Was she playing football and took a hard hit? Well none of those happened. The real reason for her damaged little nosy was her chubby little Chihuahua "Tulip." Apparently she was walking and she tripped over Tulip. She bruised her arm, chest, waist, and all the way down her hip as well as tearing cartilage in her nose and fracturing her toe. This is no laughing matter. She is seriously injured. I mean I bet anybody would trip over their do... he... hehe.... LOLOLOLOLOL. Who the hell could ever trip over a dog and get that badly injured? HAHAHHAHAHAHA. Please tune into tonight's American Idol to see her fabulous looking patch job on her nose.



-APer





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